(A satire) Indians around the country are up in arms after a new study revealed that one in three Indian women in South Africa would marry a black man by the year 2018. The study, funded by the Race Still Matters Institute, found that a resounding 42 percent of the women interviewed said they’d prefer a black man to their current Indian husband. Crucially, nearly two-thirds of those interviewed conceded that they no longer found Indian men appealing as life partners.